Hello public,
Thanks again to Gabe for publishing my second letter. If you missed my introductory note, for now you’ll have to rely on the following description to understand this one: my name is D.B., I’m a private eye, and Gabe has agreed to publish the dispatches I give him about my cases. Also, it should be acknowledged that I am fictional; any similarity between things described in these letters and real persons living or dead or events long past or ongoing is coincidental and “doesn’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.”*
My office is a nice little room in the basement of the Maeser building on the Brigham Young University campus. By day the room is a small library and study room that honor students use. They don’t know that when the day ends and they all drift out to go home, and as Jenny–an old friend of mine who runs the main desk–locks the building up behind them, I slip in and use the place for more practical purposes. Jenny’s a dear and always lets me in. She’s known me since sixth grade–some ten years ago–and knows I’m not about to steal anything.
Last Friday night began like all the others. As Jenny locked the door behind me I shuffled down the stairs to my office. I was already anticipating the pleasure of putting my feet up on one of the tables and beginning to sift through local newspapers’ police beats.(When I’m in between clients–which happens more frequently than I prefer–I look for new things to investigate myself. You could call it community service.)
I stopped at the last stair. Jenny always turns the lights off–all of them. One look at the yellow glow under the closed oak doors of my office and I knew I wouldn’t be resuming my usual pro bono routine that night. I had company.
Close to the door now, I stood in the darkness and knocked. I knew who was on the other side. I knew who it had to be. But a man can’t be too careful in my line of work. Assumptions can get your goose cooked before you thought you had the feathers off.
“Come on D., you know it’s me,” came a familiar voice, “quit the drama.” I relaxed and went in. There, sitting in my chair, was Helen. “I’ve got a tip for you,” she said. “No guarantees, but it could be something big.”
D.B.
*Except for that last phrase; that was from Casablanca.